The creepiest thing is that there genuinely are parents who think that the Internet is so dangerous that they have to prevent their kids from having their own accounts, digital devices, or anything modern at all, and they have to monitor everything about their online activity (even though "kids" here are already way into their teenager years). And of course they think that their behavior should be something everyone should also do for them.
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